Mayor Wharton should reject the KKK’s application to rally on March 30. I know, I know: free speech, and all that. But sometimes public safety comes before free speech. A parade of obtuse dorks through downtown Memphis will not only galvanize the obtuse-dork-bloc in Memphis, but is sure to show so many other Memphians so effectively the bliss in being obtuse dorks that we’re bound to see sudden, city-wide conversions to obtuse dorkism on April 1. And then we’ll find ourselves facing a force of obtuse dorks large enough to seriously disturb everyone’s good time at the Summer Drive-In. Please, Mayor Wharton, reject this petition. The KKK is not, really not, just a ridiculous and completely toothless relic of an obsolete, embarrassing history. Seriously.